"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love."

Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)

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@7 hours ago with 16256 notes
#my life 
Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
@7 hours ago with 472367 notes
#travel #humor 

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@7 hours ago with 602948 notes
#disney remix #fanart 
artofhellmark:

Llama wedding card

It’s soo cute

artofhellmark:

Llama wedding card

It’s soo cute

@7 hours ago with 1 note
#wedding #llamas #my cards 

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@1 day ago with 612 notes
#love actually #movie gifs 

"Are they gonna fight? Is this gonna get gay?"

My dad after passing by my room while I was watching Hemlock Grove

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@1 day ago with 114 notes
#hemlock grove 

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@2 days ago with 91831 notes
#food porn #what is happening 

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@2 days ago with 12585 notes
#news 

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

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@7 hours ago with 77276 notes
#lyrics #dayuum 

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

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@7 hours ago with 172296 notes
#marketing #google 

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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@7 hours ago with 21973 notes
#marketing 

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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@1 day ago with 58362 notes
#shopping online 
Fishin with Dad 🚣🎣

Fishin with Dad 🚣🎣

@1 day ago

baby-make-it-hurt:

thispondistoosmall:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection.

Hahahaha fuck

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@2 days ago with 932361 notes
#remix #harry potter 

☯ weird : vintage : psychedelic : magic ☯ 
@2 days ago with 48639 notes
#signs