sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via gen-erally-speaking)

@5 days ago with 289499 notes
#cats #humor #text posts 

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

andreanecrolustt:

downwithdumbledore:

How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.

Beautiful

the are so adorable excuse me while I cry 

(via allons-yalexa)

@5 days ago with 116289 notes
#nph #too cute #parenting 

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via holymatriarchy)

@5 days ago with 56480 notes
#queen bey 
@5 days ago with 22828 notes
#parenting #omg #rando gifs 

literallyrad:

breakburnandends:

nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God

plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men

(via ofstarlord)

@6 days ago with 78261 notes
#awards #music 

there’s a little bit of magic

everybody has it

@1 week ago with 20 plays
#head underwater jenny lewis #jenny lewis #head underwater #the voyager #music porn #audio 

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via maiskaasong)

@1 week ago with 167784 notes
#text 

(Source: runninginheels90, via bryannnne)

@1 week ago with 343203 notes
#bobs burgers 

(Source: lightthefuze, via missgambit)

@5 days ago with 19573 notes
#hayley williams #i love her hair 

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via bryannnne)

@5 days ago with 59460 notes
#drawing #art #disney 
sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

(via maiskaasong)

@5 days ago with 506986 notes
#too cute #cats #animal gifs 

(Source: life-of-beyonce, via bootybottom)

@5 days ago with 50450 notes
#twitter #usa #queen bey 

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

image

(via allons-yalexa)

@6 days ago with 101622 notes
#guardians of the galaxy #humor #movie gifs 

chickennuggetpower:

deathwhispersgoodnight:

sarahjbutson:

chickennuggetpower:

chickennuggetpower:

What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?

image

TOO SOON

What about The Emperors New Groove? Why isn’t that up here?

here u go

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(via allons-yalexa)

@1 week ago with 148513 notes
#humor #disney #movies 

(Source: runninginheels90, via bryannnne)

@1 week ago with 544839 notes
#bobs burgers