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could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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@6 hours ago with 522805 notes
#text #workage 

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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@6 hours ago with 617999 notes
#text #coffee 

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@6 hours ago with 273652 notes
#twitter #animals 
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#that tag #netflix #gg gifs #gilmore girls 
@6 hours ago with 47392 notes
#music gifs #nicki minaj #humor 
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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

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@1 day ago with 22676 notes
#i want one #dogs 

urulokid:

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bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

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@1 day ago with 413112 notes
#lotr 
#llamas #alpacas #mesheelynn #wisconsin #blackriverfalls

#llamas #alpacas #mesheelynn #wisconsin #blackriverfalls

@2 days ago with 1 note
#wisconsin #alpacas #llamas #blackriverfalls #mesheelynn 

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@6 hours ago with 6195 notes
#places #pretty pics #photography 
theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

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@6 hours ago with 556074 notes
#movies #women issues 

rhaego:

inspired by x

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@6 hours ago with 3388 notes
#a game of thrones #remix parks #parks #humor 
@6 hours ago with 132 notes
#Starbucks #coffee porn 

Disney + Starbucks (by Ellador) (click on the pictures for links for the original art)

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@1 day ago with 5180 notes
#starbucks #marketing #disney #disney remix 
unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

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@1 day ago with 73371 notes
#twitter #marketing 
#mesheelynn #alpacas #llamas #blackriverfalls #wisconsin This was when I tried to get one in the truck and they all decided to walk away from me.. #llamawhisperer

#mesheelynn #alpacas #llamas #blackriverfalls #wisconsin This was when I tried to get one in the truck and they all decided to walk away from me.. #llamawhisperer

@2 days ago
#blackriverfalls #wisconsin #llamas #alpacas #llamawhisperer #mesheelynn